Chloe classics

Chloe is in the second grade, and this week is taking her standardized test for her grade level.
She was regaling me with the story of the Reading Comprehension section of her exam. She tells me: "It's a listening test. So that means Ms. *^(&^*& can only read the story once. If she repeats it she gets fired. So she tells us this and then when we are taking the test people were raising their hands and asking her to repeat the story!" Then with all the indignance in the world adds, "Duh!!! LISTENING!!!!!!"